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    New car advice

    Looking for a new car.

    Ideally 5 wheels, 3 wheel drive and 2+2 seats. If it can be made out of wool, and use phlegm for fuel all the better.

    Oh and it must be blue. That's actually the most important feature.

    TIA.
    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

    #2
    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Looking for a new car.

    Ideally 5 wheels, 3 wheel drive and 2+2 seats. If it can be made out of wool, and use phlegm for fuel all the better.

    Oh and it must be blue. That's actually the most important feature.

    TIA.
    How's this....?

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      #3
      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
      How's this....?


      Like the first morning of UAT on a Suity project?

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        #4
        Originally posted by _V_ View Post
        Looking for a new car.

        Ideally 5 wheels, 3 wheel drive and 2+2 seats. If it can be made out of wool, and use phlegm for fuel all the better.

        Oh and it must be blue. That's actually the most important feature.

        TIA.
        What you need is a Trabant. It has five wheels, 4 road wheels plus one steering wheel. The two front wheels are driven and the steering wheel is also driven by the driver. The bonnet and roof is made from a cotton wool composite (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant).

        Phlegm will not fuel it but it will act as an anti theft device if you flob on the door locks.

        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post


          Like the first morning of UAT on a Suity project?
          I would imagine that to be more like this....

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