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The perils of a younger partner.....

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    #21
    Originally posted by Benny View Post
    As you get older, giving the missus a good seeing to becomes like mowing the lawn, something you know needs doing but there's always something good on telly instead
    That’s why doggy style is the best position. Not only is it the most degrading to the woman, you can also watch telly at the same time and balance your brew on her back or maybe enjoy a plate of chips.

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      #22
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      That’s why doggy style is the best position. Not only is it the most degrading to the woman, you can also watch telly at the same time and balance your brew on her back or maybe enjoy a plate of chips.
      And the pea wet?

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        #23
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        And the pea wet?
        Whoosh!

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          #24
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          Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex | Daily Mail Online

          Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex to encourage him to 'work a bit harder to impress his wife' (but she is NOT a fan)
          The cricketer says he is trying to burn through around 4,000 calories a day
          But Rachael, 37, has blasted the unusual activity as 'weird' and 'really wrong'
          She revealed Robbie Savage bought her husband the FitBit for Christmas
          The couple has been married for 12 years and have three children together
          5 hours of that and you are fit enough to wear Lycra.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #25
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
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            Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex | Daily Mail Online



            5 hours of that and you are fit enough to wear Lycra.
            Doesn't everyone?

            'Nothing but Chanel No. 5 and a fitbit'

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              #26
              Death by snu snu.

              "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

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                #27
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Considering her background, she will most probably be angry.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Doesn't everyone?
                  Snigger
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
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                    Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex | Daily Mail Online



                    5 hours of that and you are fit enough to wear Lycra.
                    Unless you're skinny fat - I suppose you could always lift weights at the same time if the position allowed.
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Doesn't everyone?

                      'Nothing but Chanel No. 5 and a fitbit'
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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