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THE worst first date ever
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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
Originally posted by Bee View Post
They have a funny story for life.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostNandos is an acceptable venue for a date?Comment
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Pardon the pun but this has got Bulltulip written all over it.
Couple of skint students invent some story about a first date and retrieving a tulip.
Take a picture of someone hanging out of a window ostesibly attempting to retrieve said tulip.
Post it on Tw@tter, Facefook, Instagram etc. so it goes "Viral".
Set up a crowdfunding page and watch the monies roll in from idiots.
All very droll, but a good modern day scam.Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."Comment
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Originally posted by rl4engc View PostPardon the pun but this has got Bulltulip written all over it.
Couple of skint students invent some story about a first date and retrieving a tulip.
Take a picture of someone hanging out of a window ostesibly attempting to retrieve said tulip.
Post it on Tw@tter, Facefook, Instagram etc. so it goes "Viral".
Set up a crowdfunding page and watch the monies roll in from idiots.
All very droll, but a good modern day scam.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostOther than the statement from the fire brigade confirming they removed a person from between two panes of glass.
2) Call fire brigade for rescue.
3) Later, invent the "retrieve tulip" story.Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."Comment
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doubt they'd be stupid enough to go so far as to make a fake call to the fire service
https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window
according to their (well humoured and now well funded) gofundme page the excess cash will go to two charities - one for bringing flush toliets to the developing world and the rest to the fire serviceComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostNandos is an acceptable venue for a date?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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My sister called me up at 9.27 on a Sunday morning once, about 5 years ago, she was hungover. She'd stayed at a family friends house and they had since gone to work. She decided to use the facilities and relieve some of her hungover state by emptying her bowels into their porcelain.
Unfortunately for her, the shrine which she had picked (there were 2 in the house, typical) wouldn't flush. I guided her through a few troubleshooting tips, made some suggestions, but clearly, nothing was happening. What made my eyebrows raise and hairs stand on end however were the words that followed all the failed steps... "Don't worry bruv, i've fixed it!" - My sister is not renowned for her DIY skills.
30 minutes later I hear a knock on our door and she turns up with a Tesco bag in her hand, holding it out as far in front of her as possible... Clearly, she had gone with the "manual removal method" to clear our good friends lavatory out, and the offending item went into the bin. When I asked her how she had removed the offensive item from the toilet, she simply said "I found the biggest LADEL I could, fished it out, and that was that" ......
..... 6 months later she told me what happened to the ladel; she detolled it, washed it, dried it, and put it back with the other utensils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never had the heart to explain the story to our family friend, but haven't been over for dinner since......
Honest to god, that's a true story from start to finish.Comment
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