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    Default THE worst first date ever

    No matter how bad yours was this beats it.

    And your worst drunken date/business do/anything...

    Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo
    Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo - BBC News

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    I was just reading that and about to post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    I was at home washing my hair, wasnae me.

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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    And winner of the award for "Most Unlikely Sequence of Words" goes to
    Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopper View Post
    And winner of the award for "Most Unlikely Sequence of Words" goes to
    you need to get out more!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    No matter how bad yours was this beats it.
    At least she was wearing trousers....


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    They have a funny story for life.

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    It could be worse. With nlady, you get an invoice.

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    Has anyone had any similar experiences trying to throw poo out the window ?
    I'm alright Jack

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