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    Ouch! The man with the..

    golden bum linky

    A Sri Lankan man who raised suspicion by the way he kept looking around in an airport departure lounge was found to be carrying nearly 1kg (2.2lb) of gold stashed in his rectum.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    golden bum linky
    MF and Dim are involved somehow. Mark my words.

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      #3
      Only 7 months behind the mail

      Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        You could get 10kg up Old Gregs
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          golden bum linky
          Kudos for the title, though I imagine now he will say "Never say never again" !
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Did he have a goldeneye?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Different airport. Different nationality.

              Oh and the story points out he isn't original.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                You could get 10kg up Old Gregs
                That was for a medical condition.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  That was for a medical condition.
                  TMI
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Customs officials find gold inside 45-year-old man after noticing his ‘suspicious movements’ at Colombo airport
                    He should've melted the gold down and made a butt plug. Would've been far more comfortable (so I've been told)....

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