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    #11
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    I can assure you he's not quite ready for a promotion just yet.
    I am head Tea Boy.
    If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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      #12
      Mind you if they drive like my Mrs they'll rescind this soon....

      Made the mistake of letting my Mrs drive once or twice on holidays in Florida. Jeez. First time, two wheelspins, two emergency stops and a good 15 yards with two wheels on the grass verge. Kids admitted later it was worse than the scariest roller coaster at Disney.
      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #13
        Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
        Mind you if they drive like my Mrs they'll rescind this soon....

        Made the mistake of letting my Mrs drive once or twice on holidays in Florida. Jeez. First time, two wheelspins, two emergency stops and a good 15 yards with two wheels on the grass verge. Kids admitted later it was worse than the scariest roller coaster at Disney.
        Maybe she was trying to crash to kill you?

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Maybe she was trying to crash to kill you?

          Ha ha maybe!
          Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by greenlake View Post
            You'd better check to see who's piloting your next flight....

            OK they can fly it from Saudi Arabia to London. But can they park it at the ramp?

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              #16
              Originally posted by GJABS View Post
              OK they can fly it from Saudi Arabia to London. But can they park it at the ramp?
              Don't be so sexist! It's not like they have to reverse anywhere.

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                #17
                Shares in Saudi Motor Insurance companies have gone through the roof apparently.

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Maybe she was trying to crash to kill you?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
                    I am head Tea Boy.
                    whereas MF is just head boy pole choker to the stars
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      whereas MF is just head boy pole choker to the stars
                      ...in his dreams...
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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