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    #11
    Chill out a bit. Take an extra five minutes to get there without getting worked up, and enjoy the comfort of your leather trimmed Skoda.

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      #12
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      Chill out a bit. Take an extra five minutes to get there without getting worked up, and enjoy the comfort of your leather trimmed Skoda.
      Just cause you’ve got a leather belt on does not make a car “leather trimmed”
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #13
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        If it's any compensation I do the same to Audi drives in my Porsche.
        And I do it to Porsche's with my BMW
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          And I do it to Porsche's with my BMW
          And I do to BMWs in my beaten up van.

          An extra dent or scratch will be barely noticeable so those in their garage jewellery don't dare start a fight for road position.
          Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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            #15
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            And I do it to Porsche's with my BMW
            And I do it to everyone in my Bentley.

            IMVHO The best way to make progress on the Motorway it's to have a car that looks big and scary when it's coming up fast behind you. Makes a real difference.
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
              And I do to BMWs in my beaten up van.

              An extra dent or scratch will be barely noticeable so those in their garage jewellery don't dare start a fight for road position.
              That's a good approach. It's like the mad kid at school who everyone is scared of. They don't look hard but you just now they don't give a tulip.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                And I do it to everyone in my Bentley.

                IMVHO The best way to make progress on the Motorway it's to have a car that looks big and scary when it's coming up fast behind you. Makes a real difference.

                what is the scariest car ?

                Milan.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  what is the scariest car ?

                  Milan.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Audi driver entitled to tailgate and flash his lights at you because he is superior to you in every way

                    These findings sadly confirm what we’ve always known deep down – that our motorways are essentially a Darwinian battle for survival and if someone is driving a faster car than you then you must submit to their superiority.
                    Another reason you should come to Germany where undertaking is prohibited and getting a license is around £1000 so drivers are more careful.
                    Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
                      Another reason you should come to Germany where undertaking is prohibited and getting a license is around £1000 so drivers are more careful.
                      Whereas in Dublin, undertaking is compulsory, along with running red lights and blocking trams by stopping in yellow boxes.

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