Relish the rest of this month

[Mordac]

Hundreds of CUK posters are very jealous of someone who has forgotten Scottie's inane drivelling.

Come on now Brillo, Scooty's doing us all a big favour by taking himself off CUK for the rest of the month, I think we should all be able to find it in our hearts to be grateful, and be nice to him accordingly.

About 10 mins should do it...

[northernladyuk]

You two should get a room with SB and have a good old threesome. Which one would be Boris, who could be Theresa and the last could be good old boy Donald...

Less of that, laddie! With scoots gone, you're going to have to provide cover, or else the Cretin Wing of Remain will be devoid, and mordac and shauny will have nobody they can talk to.

[BrilloPad]

You two should get a room with SB and have a good old threesome. Which one would be Boris, who could be Theresa and the last could be good old boy Donald...

Shag/Marry/Kill?

[scooterscot]

This last minute packing malarkey is exciting

[northernladyuk]

This last minute packing malarkey is exciting

Remember to put your crayons in your changing bag for the airport.

[vetran]

It occurs to me that with scooterscot scooted, the remain mob will actually be strengthened. They might make sense occasionally

FTFY

[Mordac]

This last minute packing malarkey is exciting

We share your excitement...

[SueEllen]

Has he gone yet?

Germany is an hour ahead.

[greenlake]

Just bought me a ticket to Thailand for the remainder of the month - got to winnings real

Here's scooter ten minutes after arriving at his hotel. Guess who's in charge....

[ladymuck]

Can my relish not have onions in it please? Not a huge fan.