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    #11
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    NLYUK could show you a good time.
    It would be more pointing you in the direction of a good time.

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      #12
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      NLYUK could show you a good time.
      NLyUK recently came home to NLUK after a night down the docks. She had earned £67.20.

      NLUK asked "who gave you the 20p?"

      NLyUK replied "All of them".

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        NLyUK recently came home to NLUK after a night down the docks. She had earned £67.20.

        NLUK asked "who gave you the 20p?"

        NLyUK replied "All of them".

        That might be how it works at yours, but it's the other way round in the NorthernUK household.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          His wife is filthy. However not with him. Several CUK posters can confirm....
          Obviously she loves it. She married a complete penis.

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            #15
            Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
            Obviously she loves it. She married a complete penis.
            That what the queen said about you. And she meant inheritance rather than composition.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              That what the queen said about you. And she meant inheritance rather than composition.
              It was hard to get a decent Greek kebab after the war, one had to make do with what was available.

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                #17
                The filthiest place I've ever stayed?

                A squalid room in The Gambia containing a filthy mattress over which a mosquito net full of holes hung limply and the cloud of mosquitos that were waiting to dine on me sung like a chorus of angry chainsaws.

                Actually, the scene that presented itself to me was so bad that I didn't end up staying there so the filthiest place in which I did spend a night was a Dew Drop Inn in Houston, Texas. There were cockroaches in all the drawers <shudder/>

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                  #18
                  I went to Gambia Feb 2016. I stayed in one of the best hotels in the country. It was a dump - however basically clean.

                  The staff were wonderful.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I went to Gambia Feb 2016. I stayed in one of the best hotels in the country. It was a dump - however basically clean.

                    The staff were wonderful.
                    I was travelling independently so went a bit off piste that day.

                    Oddly enough, I also stayed with some natives in the jungle & you could have eaten off the floor of their huts it was that clean.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
                      I was travelling independently so went a bit off piste that day.

                      Oddly enough, I also stayed with some natives in the jungle & you could have eaten off the floor of their huts it was that clean.
                      RACIST!
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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