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    #11
    Shag, marry, kill?

    Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
      Shag postman, marry, kill?

      Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
      Yes.

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        The questions is which 1 CUK poster would fill those categories for you and in which order.
        Beaten to the punchline.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Beaten to the punchline.
          indeed some of our posters will need to do them in reverse order to achieve all 3.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
            Shag, marry, kill?

            Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
            SMK of Brillo is like MDK in the Demolition Man...

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              #16
              Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
                That's part of the fun of it.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
                  True, but shauny and MF have generously proportioned posteriors if that helps.

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                    #19
                    Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
                    Marry - Bee
                    Kill - Nobody. I love you all

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                      Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
                      Marry - Bee
                      Kill - Nobody. I love you all
                      oh dear

                      Milan.

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