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    #11
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Plane tickets are evidence.
    Not if you've told them you were busy putting a new roof on your house.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
      Not if you've told them you were busy putting a new roof on your house.
      Then you medical records showing you fell off/injured yourself would be proof.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
        Tell them that you've been in prison
        Just flash your prison tattoo at them. They'll back off pretty quickly....

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          #14
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          I just enjoy spending time not working, and don't regard making money as the be-all-and-end-all of my existence.
          I'd love to be at that stage.... still a few years off yet though.
          • The meaning of life is to give life meaning
          • Worrying about tomorrow spoils today

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            #15
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            The longest time out I had was only about 3 months and only half of that was by choice. I stay sane by not being sane in the first place. Much easier to manage.

            I tend to just take lots of mini breaks when I'm feeling a bit worn out.

            That said, my life is very simple and easy with zero sources of stress.
            1 - I think you'll find you nicked that idea from me. That said, I nicked it from my Grandad Doris.
            2 - My wife says her life would be very simple if I weren't around. I disagree, but I can't work out why...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by DannyF1966 View Post
              I'd love to be at that stage.... still a few years off yet though.
              TBH so am I, but I'm also very lazy

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                #17
                Looking through your personal bank statements for a two month gap for "Compliance" ?

                Thinking about it I should be OK as my preferred escorts don't take card payments.
                Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
                "I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
                  Not if you've told them you were busy putting a new roof on your house.
                  Depends where your new house is.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Also tell them you're genderfluid, and don't want to be pigeonholed as either "Mr" or "Mrs" or any similar demeaning conventional titles, and you'll walk it - They daren't reject you, for fear of lawsuits
                    Alternatively, say that you took time out to campaign for Brexit, and they'll be very wary of breaching the Equality Act by appearing to discriminate against cretins.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                      1 - I think you'll find you nicked that idea from me. That said, I nicked it from my Grandad Doris.
                      2 - My wife says her life would be very simple if I weren't around. I disagree, but I can't work out why...
                      Hmm...I suspect your Grandad knew my Grandma...

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