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List of things to do before April 1st 2019

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    #11
    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
    Nothing to do with Brexit but don't forget to do the following before April 1st 2019

    1) Apply for permanent residence in another country of your choice if you only have UK passport
    2) If you have children look for international school in that country and apply
    3) Sell your house and furniture
    4) Book flights and temp accommodation to chosen country
    5) Wind down your company and pay any outstanding taxes
    6) Throw a leaving party
    7) Pay your bar bill at the local pub
    Well less talk more action then man.

    Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out!

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      #12
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Well less talk more action then man.

      Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out!
      I already work in Frankfurt so I was not thinking about myself, this is a simple aide memoire

      By the way Global British = Grittish , what do you think ?
      Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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        #13
        Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
        I already work in Frankfurt so I was not thinking about myself, this is a simple aide memoire

        By the way Global British = Grittish , what do you think ?
        Prefer Globish really.

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          #14
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          Prefer Globish really.
          Goanal? perhaps I haven't got the hang of this game.

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            #15
            Originally posted by woohoo View Post
            Goanal? perhaps I haven't got the hang of this game.
            OK , I have taken the advice of you both and the new world country will be called ..... (drum roll)....

            Gonad

            ...and its people will be called Gonads
            Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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              #16
              Kanban this May/Davis

              Brexit countdown

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                #17
                Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
                Kanban this May/Davis

                Brexit countdown
                Thanks for your contribution but this thread is not about Brexit , simply an aide memoire for the people not wishing to stay and join the prosperous and proud nation of Gonads
                Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
                  OK , I have taken the advice of you both and the new world country will be called ..... (drum roll)....

                  Gonad

                  ...and its people will be called Gonads
                  Sounds a bollocks idea.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                    Sounds a bollocks idea.
                    What do you expect from someone who can only talk bolloks?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
                      Still not talking to you Mordac, thanks for the wave tho.
                      Something I said...?
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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