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    to s to keep them healthy

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    Maybe we should stop the winter fuel allowance. Then they can exercise to keep warm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
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    Priority seating is only available to the following....


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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
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    i'll just sit next to you, and cough a lot
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    You know how you don't see many really fat old people - I reckon it's because people naturally lose weight as they age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    Priority seating is only available to the following....

    1. and 4. correspond to "injured arm", and "injured leg" respectively.
    I have no idea what the sign for injured genitals would be. Of either sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You know how you don't see many really fat old people - I reckon it's because people naturally lose weight as they age.
    That's cos fat people don't live to be old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    i'll just sit next to you, and cough a lot
    That's all right - I will flick my infected skin at you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    That's cos fat people don't live to be old.
    You don't say.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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