Bulls@t on LinkedIn

[TheFaQQer]

what's not to like

Taking over the project shortly before go-live and trying to apply copious amounts of Mr Sheen to the steaming pile that has been left on the carpet.

[original PM]

A little tip.

I always have an AVAILABLE ON DD-MM-YYYY strapline on my profile. Filters out the unwanted communications.

You are always available - I just dread to think what for.

[WTFH]

A little tip.

I always have an AVAILABLE ON DD-MM-YYYY strapline on my profile. Filters out the unwanted communications.

NLyUK puts time slots on hers.

[milanbenes]

Taking over the project shortly before go-live and trying to apply copious amounts of Mr Sheen to the steaming pile that has been left on the carpet.

sounds like an opportunity for a lot of overtime and taking the credit for being superman and fixing someone else's sheet

again, what's not to like ?

Milan.

[TheFaQQer]

sounds like an opportunity for a lot of overtime and taking the credit for being superman and fixing someone else's sheet

again, what's not to like ?

Milan.

Overtime?

Bless you, milan. You've made me smile with your hourly rate thinking.

[milanbenes]

Overtime?

Bless you, milan. You've made me smile with your hourly rate thinking.

I always like the contracts at the fecked up customers

kerching tastic

Milan "never had a day rate" Benes

[sbakoola]

Is your mate in investment banking ?

Is your mate in investment banking ? I know that JP Morgan for example has 10,000+ directors and 50,000+ vice-presidents. It must be a bureaucratic nightmare these days. Yes they give their slaves inflated titles for inflated egos so they can boast at dinner parties etc. that's all.

[BrilloPad]

Never ceases to amaze me. Got a mate who lists his previous roles and pretty much every one lists him as director, managing director, owner etc.

I know I am linked in with NLUK and you. However I told you not to get linkedin with each other.....

[ladymuck]

A little tip.

I always have an AVAILABLE ON DD-MM-YYYY strapline on my profile. Filters out the unwanted communications.

Not true. Still get numpties contacting me

[Hobosapien]

Is your mate in investment banking ? I know that JP Morgan for example has 10,000+ directors and 50,000+ vice-presidents. It must be a bureaucratic nightmare these days. Yes they give their slaves inflated titles for inflated egos so they can boast at dinner parties etc. that's all.

That probably explains why my current clientco has recently had quite a number of new directors appear on the management structure. Didn't twig until now that it didn't mean they are company directors, so just a fluffy job title instead of a pay rise.

I will keep an eye out for one of these new directors in the car park. Director of traffic.