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    A life guard caught me peeing in the pool once. He shouted so loudly I jumped and nearly fell in.
    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eirikur View Post
    And poo

    They like to swim around in their own sh!t it makes them feel British and independent
    British pools for British people

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiggat View Post
    British pools for British tulip
    FTFY
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    Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.

    Call yersel contractors! Pah!



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    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


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    Quote Originally Posted by quackhandle View Post
    Of course this doesn't happen in ones own pool.

    Call yersel contractors! Pah!



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    Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Where did you get that picture of the bath in our guest annex?
    Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?

    I have heard about these sort of places in Surrey. I thought it was just sasguru.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Like having people sit at the bar watching you bathe?
    Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Do you not have a bar in the bathroom of your guest annex?

    Are you a permie?
    I just hate guests.

    The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
    The Remainers have already spent so much of their day wetting their underwear that there is sod all left by the time they get their water wings on.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I just hate guests.

    The last time I built a swimming pool it was to dispose of one of my exs.....
    Don't you mean the last time you filled one in?
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