Who the f' pees in a swimming pool? Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?
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    Default Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?

    And it's not just kids...
    19% of adults admitted to having urinated in a swimming pool at least once.
    And professional swimmers have confessed to being among the most regular offenders.

    scientific test finding up to 75 litres of urine in public pools

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eals-the-truth
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    When you get to a certain age, it's just too much of a fecking effort to get out and find a vacant cubicle, and even if it wasn't, there's no guarantee I'd reach it in time...

    If the figure of 19% is to be believed, it means about 60% of the others are liars...
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    nlady does that on demand, but only if you put a coin in her slot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    nlady does that on demand, but only if you put a coin in her slot.
    Those days are long gone, it's Euros only, and high value notes at that...allegedly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Those days are long gone, it's Euros only, and high value notes at that...allegedly...
    That's for her novelty work at weekends. Midweek, anything in the slot will do, even a round pound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    When you get to a certain age, it's just too much of a fecking effort to get out and find a vacant cubicle, and even if it wasn't, there's no guarantee I'd reach it in time...

    If the figure of 19% is to be believed, it means about 60% of the others are liars...
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    I always pee in the pool, who can be asked to get out. Sometimes when I need a tulip Especially at the beginning of a swim I’ll get out to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I always pee in the pool, who can be asked to get out. Sometimes when I need a tulip Especially at the beginning of a swim I’ll get out to do it.
    It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
    And poo

    They like to swim around in their own sh!t it makes them feel British and independent

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    A regular swimmer once said peeing in the pool is fine. Its people that don't wipe their arse properly that are the bigger issue.

    Maybe needs some bottom inspectors?
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