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    #81
    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    Lads,

    can you help me here, I am puzzled with this one,

    how can a Contractor become pregnant ?

    Milan.
    By sleeping with your Mum.

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      #82
      nice try luv but it still doesn't work does it

      milk and sugar please

      Milan.

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        #83
        Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
        Lads,

        can you help me here, I am puzzled with this one,

        how can a Contractor become pregnant ?

        Milan.
        You seem unaware that some contractors are cis-female and trans-male, so can get pregnant if they play around with a cis-male or trans-female*?

        *OK I missed some genders out but don't shoot me.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #84
          yes you're right

          read the whole thread and actually, not an easy situation

          all I can say is, best of luck and hope the best comes from it

          question: why is the mortgage so huge, what was the reason, big eyes,
          future planning ?

          why not a more manageable mortgage and better quality of sleep ?

          Milan.

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            #85
            Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

            question: why is the mortgage so huge, what was the reason, big eyes,
            future planning ?

            why not a more manageable mortgage and better quality of sleep ?
            Some people see a house of a large size in an area they want to live and think well we can just about afford that, so buy it. They then have children and have to pay for childcare...
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #86
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Some people see a house of a large size in an area they want to live and think well we can just about afford that, so buy it. They then have children and have to pay for childcare...
              At least the mal-nourished child will have a good school to trudge to.
              See You Next Tuesday

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                #87
                Originally posted by Lance View Post
                At least the mal-nourished child will have a good school to trudge to.
                Better than having an obese poorly educated kid.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Some people see a house of a large size in an area they want to live and think well we can just about afford that, so buy it. They then have children and have to pay for childcare...
                  Because successive governments have upped immigration and decreased house building so any vaguely decent is house is so expensive you can only afford it if you sell your first born (or so Mrs ASS senior & NLyUK tell me).
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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