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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    As long as I still had my good looks, athletic body , huge sexual stamina and winning personality then it’s a no brainier.
    Where to start...?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    We could all hang out at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, drinking cocktails and chatting up sentient cows.
    Mine's a pan galactic gargle blaster. And a pint.

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stek View Post
    Maxwell’s Plum, sticky carpets and a 2p fruit machine right to the end.

    Rockerfella’s just demolished. Had a smooch in there with the office hottie, and he didnt even mind.

    Then I moved up several steps to Bergeracs i think it was called, Miami Vice era, us Bolton lads all in pastel shades wearing white shoes no socks and light peach jackets with the sleeves rolled up.

    Funnily enough i dont renember beating the flange off with a stick, must have had much of it it almost seems like i didnt get any...

    Strange thing the mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Mine's a pan galactic gargle blaster.
    Just one?

    I send the fourth one down my throat with the plan that it would head the previous one off at the pass, join forces with it, and together they would get the second one to pull itself together. Then all three would go off in search of the first, give it a good talking to and maybe a bit of a sing as well.
    I'm a bit uncertain as to whether the fourth drink understands all that, so I send a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.

    ...then I start drinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Just one?

    I send the fourth one down my throat with the plan that it would head the previous one off at the pass, join forces with it, and together they would get the second one to pull itself together. Then all three would go off in search of the first, give it a good talking to and maybe a bit of a sing as well.
    I'm a bit uncertain as to whether the fourth drink understands all that, so I send a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.

    ...then I start drinking.
    You are aware of course that you should never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia...

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    You are aware of course that you should never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia...




    ...but no, I am not MF.
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    From 'Republic of Telly' - Irish Pubs...

    Well he drank a pint of whiskey and died....

    Lightweight.....

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