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Halloween spreading to the workplace

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Can you send me a signed photo Xog?

    I want to put it in the window next year, we had thousands of the locust-like little feckers.
    MF organised them, did any of them ask for network parts rather than sweeties?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #22
      Originally posted by RSoles View Post
      Here's one solution:-

      This dad ate some biscuits from his kids’ trick-or-treat haul only to find they went off in 1999 - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

      cheaper than giving then some fags and a tot of rum I suppose.....
      Northern Ireland, what could go wrong...

      “It was late on so I didn’t go back to the neighbours but I might pop round tonight when I get back home
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #23
        Warning to trick or treaters in Bournemouth after boy finds needle in Mars Bar | Bournemouth Echo

        There are some sick people out there.

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          #24
          "Scary mask" I said to my new boss, starting my new contract this morning.
          "I'm not wearing one", she replied..

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            #25
            Originally posted by GJABS View Post
            "Scary mask" I said to my new boss, starting my new contract this morning.
            "I'm not wearing one", she replied..
            NLyUK can leave people that way.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #26
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              NLyUK can leave people that way.
              A face only their proctologist could love.

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