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    'Ballistic Butty'

    Hong Kong activist sentenced for tuna sandwich attack - BBC News


    'The court heard that Mr Ng, who is the chairman of the League of Social Democrats political party, flung a sandwich at former chief executive CY Leung at a polling station on election day in September 2016.
    Mr Leung ducked what he later called a "stinky fish sandwich", and the ballistic buttie hit Hong Kong's acting chief inspector of police Lau Wing-kwan instead, The Standard newspaper says.'

    Tuna for lunch then....

    #2
    Serves him right. Assault with a fish is simply trout of order.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      Hong Kong activist sentenced for tuna sandwich attack - BBC News


      'The court heard that Mr Ng, who is the chairman of the League of Social Democrats political party, flung a sandwich at former chief executive CY Leung at a polling station on election day in September 2016.
      Mr Leung ducked what he later called a "stinky fish sandwich", and the ballistic buttie hit Hong Kong's acting chief inspector of police Lau Wing-kwan instead, The Standard newspaper says.'

      Tuna for lunch then....



      We don't have a sandwich flinging icon.

      As funny as -
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        maybe it's just my warped humour, but the term 'Ballistic Buttie' just cracks me up.
        I'm STILL crying here!

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          #5
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          Serves him right. Assault with a fish is simply trout of order.
          It was a little out of Plaice, but that is the Rock & roll lifestyle.
          Salmon will have to pay!

          Maybe he was poorly Bread?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            was he swore to oath at his trial?

            the trout
            the whole trout
            and nothing but the trout
            so help me cod

            perhaps??

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              #7
              We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns
                maybe we should say Fin?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  maybe we should say Fin?
                  before we lose the plaice?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    before we lose the plaice?
                    You had to trawl it up again didn't you? I really hake you for doing that.

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