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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

    Ask yourself these questions: -
    1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
    2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

    Wives are far worse than HMRC.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

    Ask yourself these questions: -
    1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
    2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

    Wives are far worse than HMRC.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    HTH BISDI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll View Post
    Which bit do you not understand?
    Any time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malvolio View Post
    Oh well. Clearly I've been doing it wrong for the last 46 years...
    I've only been doing it wrong for 27 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Any time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife.
    Currently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.
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    Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Currently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.
    There have been motoring incidents in some of his previous marriages.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattfx View Post
    Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?
    They are an oxymoron in Brillo's case.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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