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    #11
    I've heard it said that 'a bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once'.

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      #12


      HTH

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

        Ask yourself these questions: -
        1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
        2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

        Wives are far worse than HMRC.

        Be afraid. Be very afraid.

        HTH BISDI.
        Too late.........
        Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
        Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          It is come to my attention that contractors are being approached about a highly dangerous scheme. This is referred to as "marriage". Although high returns are promised, you will find that divorce (which is inevitable) comes from the latin to rip off the testicles via the wallet.

          Ask yourself these questions: -
          1. Am I totally f**king mad and want to be poverty stricken and unhappy for the rest of my life?
          2. Errr - I can't think of any other questions.

          Wives are far worse than HMRC.

          Be afraid. Be very afraid.

          HTH BISDI.
          To have and to hold from this day forward,
          For better or for worse,
          For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health,
          To love and to cherish; from this day forward
          Until death do us part.
          Which bit do you not understand?
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #15
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            Which bit do you not understand?
            Any time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife.

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              #16
              Originally posted by malvolio View Post
              Oh well. Clearly I've been doing it wrong for the last 46 years...
              I've only been doing it wrong for 27 years.

              Current scores- Bitter and twisted: 4, Content and regularly laid: 3
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                Any time his wives read the last line, they reach for the kitchen knife.
                Currently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Currently you get less time if it's a motoring incident.
                    There have been motoring incidents in some of his previous marriages.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mattfx View Post
                      Interesting comments BP - where do you stand on civil partnerships? Are these equally as awful as joining this marriage scheme you speak of?
                      They are an oxymoron in Brillo's case.

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