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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Don't drive. Take the private jet....
    I promised the nice VAT man I wouldn't use it for pleasure...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Don't drive. Take the private jet....
    The contract I'm on can help you with that - we have a 4 of them sat in the hangar behind me right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost It View Post
    Nope.There will be a GPS device that tells them how many miles you have covered. Easy. They might even use the one in your phone. So if you turn your phone off, that will reduce the number of deaths as well.
    You accidentally forget to plug it in. Or you unplug it. Do you think we're all stupid or something?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    I promised the nice VAT man I wouldn't use it for pleasure...
    Fly to and from Brussels then.
    nobody would consider visiting Brussels a pleasure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    That's a mountain bike.

    Also known as a BSO, or Bicycle Shaped Object.

    HTH.

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