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    Grandparents are inadvertently exposing their grandchildren to cancer by giving them too many treats and allowing them to loaf around, public health experts have warned.
    I thought the whole point of grandparents was that they spoil you rotten.

    Is there any aspect of our existence that's immune to these interfering health nazis?
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    Actually grandparents can be responsible for the reason you have cancer, diabetes etc as they give you their fecking genes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Actually grandparents can be responsible for the reason you have cancer, diabetes etc as they give you their fecking genes.
    so go back in time and delete them. - then you won't have their krappy genes.
    simple, - umm isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    so go back in time and delete them. - then you won't have their krappy genes.
    simple, - umm isn't it?
    Yep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
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    FFS I thought the whole point of grandparents was that they spoil you rotten.

    Is there any aspect of our existence that's immune to these interfering health nazis?
    I bet you supported Brexit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I bet you supported Brexit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
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    Calm down. He is a classic angry paranoid cretin.
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    obviously haven't met our Kids grandparents. Marathon runners in their 80s.

    Kids have to run to keep up with them.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I bet you supported Brexit.
    FFS, Don't you ever change the record?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
    FFS, Don't you ever change the record?
    Nope
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