Just leaving Leeds after visiting a client today...

[xoggoth]

PS Just in case anyone thinks I spend my time browsing gay websites it was in a BBC article:

TubeCrush: Tube passengers' attractiveness rated - BBC News

[barrydidit]

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

Don't goad him. If he finds out it wasn't a whippets nose pressed into his thigh he might have a funny turn.

[jamesbrown]

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

Yep. Not really surprising from scootie. He is, afterall, an ubercretin.

[vetran]

Wouldn't mention butter, he might get the wrong idea.

last tango in Leeds --- with Spooter as Maria Schneider.eekeek

[xoggoth]

I'd have used marge. Much cheaper.

[Lost It]

I'd have used marge. Much cheaper.

Is she? Pray tell.

[GJABS]

Have you looked at this?

tubecrush.net

Not sure there's a version for Leeds area..

There is a Leeds version. It is the same as the London version, but all the blokes are holding a whippet and wearing a flat cap.

[Platypus]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Assumably if you were in your local, you'd just walk over and threaten him, then punch him in the face for looking at you funny. F.....g P..fs, eh?