Mugabe's Gone!!!

[Troll]

make him have an "accident".

Up against a wall and shot worked for Ceaușescu
HTH

[Troll]

Up against a wall and shot worked for Ceaușescu
HTH

Hmmm would this be too good for Blair?

[xoggoth]

Still, the fact that he is still around at 93 is reassuring, I might still get to be world dictator after all.

[SueEllen]

Still, the fact that he is still around at 93 is reassuring, I might still get to be world dictator after all.

You have to get "fairly" elected in your 60s, and then just murder all the opposition leaders or get your younger nutter of a spouse to poison them.

[chopper]

SWMBO: "Did Mugabe go home then?"
Me: "Well, he's been ousted by his party."
SWMBO: "Wow, just for going into the jungle?"

Yes, she has mistaken Robert Mugabe for Kezia Dugdale.

[vetran]

SWMBO: "Did Mugabe go home then?"
Me: "Well, he's been ousted by his party."
SWMBO: "Wow, just for going into the jungle?"

Yes, she has mistaken Robert Mugabe for Kezia Dugdale.

I hope you married her for her looks!

[greenlake]

He's not fecking resigned!!!

[SueEllen]

Mugabe is awaiting to be impeached - that's if he doesn't have an accident.