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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    It doesn't.

    Either way it is incest in the first generation.

    Subsequent generations will be doing uncle & niece, aunt & nephew and cousin marriages like old European royalty.
    And after a few thousand years of this behaviour, we end up with Scooter.

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    Old Greg is my bitch's bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    And after a few thousand years of this behaviour, we end up with Scooter.
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    I live on CUK

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Where does it say that God only created Adam and Eve?
    How did they find their f***buddies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Where does the bible say that Adam and Eve only produced sons?
    From SE linky... could be that only sons were worthy of mention, perhaps wimmin folk were doing the dishes or cooking and sewing stuff

    On the sixth day, God declares his intention to make a being in his “own image,” and he creates humankind (1:26). He fashions a man out of dust and forms a woman out of the man’s rib. God places the two people, Adam and Eve, in the idyllic garden of Eden, encouraging them to procreate and to enjoy the created world fully, and forbidding them to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

    In the garden, Eve encounters a crafty serpent who convinces her to eat the tree’s forbidden fruit, assuring her that she will not suffer if she does so. Eve shares the fruit with Adam, and the two are immediately filled with shame and remorse. While walking in the garden, God discovers their disobedience. After cursing the serpent, he turns and curses the couple. Eve, he says, will be cursed to suffer painful childbirth and must submit to her husband’s authority. Adam is cursed to toil and work the ground for food. The two are subsequently banished from Eden.

    Sent out into the world, Adam and Eve give birth to two sons, Cain and Abel. Cain, a farmer, offers God a portion of his crops one day as a sacrifice, only to learn that God is more pleased when Abel, a herdsman, presents God with the fattest portion of his flocks. Enraged, Cain kills his brother. God exiles Cain from his home to wander in the land east of Eden. Adam and Eve give birth to a third son, Seth. Through Seth and Cain, the human race begins to grow.

    Ten generations pass, and humankind becomes more evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Why? Are you a Rabbi?
    Feeble parody, but never mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    I'm no expert in the Bible, but I have got a pretty decent grasp on reality. So I can tell you; it's all made up bollocks.
    You clearly haven't read The Bible 2 then....


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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Feeble parody, but never mind
    Oh, I don't know. It got some interest.
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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