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    #51
    Lonely man wakes up to the realisation that he created CUK and that he is actually the only CUK poster, all users are his own sockies.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #52
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Lonely man wakes up to the realisation that he created CUK and that he is actually the only CUK poster, all users are his own sockies.
      We are all a dream of Admin's Mum's washing machine technician.

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        #53
        All the sockies were originally created as AI bots to fill CUK with drivel as a prank to slow down AtW's internet indexing software.

        Originally Majestic 12 ran one one laptop and indexed most of the internet in a matter of days, but this sockie bot prank required it to be upscaled to a state of the art server farm bigger than Amazon's just to cope with the TPD and counting threads.

        Some sockie bots became self aware and flounced off to other sites, forgot their password, and started the current cycle of re-registering to regain access to their home site when they realised the rest of the internet is no better.

        Hence why none of them can post a true photo of themselves. The rest of us non-sockies realise anonymity is best when slagging of idiot clients, otherwise we may as well name those clients.
        Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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          #54
          Unmasked.



          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #55
            Here's a picture of me naked.



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              #56
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Here's a picture of me naked.



              Has that lady just pulled you off?

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                #57
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Has that lady just pulled you off?
                It's the ex mrs, she ripped my ******* head off.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  It's the ex mrs, she ripped my ******* head off.
                  via your wallet?

                  Lucky you kept that golden throne hidden.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    via your wallet?

                    Lucky you kept that golden throne hidden.
                    Aye.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      Lonely man wakes up to the realisation that he created CUK and that he is actually the only CUK poster, all users are his own sockies.

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