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    Old Greg is my bitch's bitch

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    You wouldn't catch me dead in Solihull.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    I've just bought a steering lock for mine.
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    ...and then have your keyless ignition / keyless entry car stolen by the OBDII port anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    You wouldn't catch me dead in Solihull.
    and that's the posh part of Birmingham . . . typical champagne socialist

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    Old Greg is my bitch's bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by filthy1980 View Post
    and that's the posh part of Birmingham . . . typical champagne socialist
    I quite like Birmingham - in parts. Solihull is a soul-less vortex of despair.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Next up, contactless payment cards get skimmed. Watch out for those hugger muggers.

    At least all the tech for the lazy keeps the thieving scum in moolah so they don't need to resort to mugging with menaces or house breaking to get the car keys.
    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post

    On the brightside, keyless means you can't lose them down the back of the sofa. All part of the sofa-less society plan.
    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Store your car keys in the microwave overnight
    Don't put your airbag in there though....


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