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    It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
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    Surely someone out there is going to make an IoT version of this, and then a spotty bedroom script kiddy is going to make an awful lot of people think they've come into contact with a dose of the clap!

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    Just imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
    Especially after some backdoor action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance View Post
    Just imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
    Especially after some backdoor action.
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    It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
    I wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?

    I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?

    I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke
    I don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    I don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used to
    Must be tricky when you regularly play the part of both male and female as in your case.

    It must get terribly confusing.

    But, I guess that means that you have no chance of catching an STD as well, unless you have already got one

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