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    #21
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Must work though, I earn a very good living at being rubbish, if that is actually the case.
    I thought you'd have been more proud at having made him sit in a corner, dribbling.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #22
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      No disrespect to the OP but there is nothing worse than non PM's falling in to a PM position and thinking they can do it.
      Except PC falling into a non-PC position and thinking he can do it.

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        #23
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        No disrespect to the OP but there is nothing worse than non PM's falling in to a PM position and thinking they can do it.
        I'll take it further and suggest that I can think of nothing worse than the OP being my Project Manager.

        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #24
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          No disrespect to the OP but there is nothing worse than non PM's falling in to a PM position and thinking they can do it.
          I never said I thought I could do it I didn't realise I was going to be the PM when hired!

          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          I'll take it further and suggest that I can think of nothing worse than the OP being my Project Manager.

          That's because you're a narrowly-focused coder with a very limited imagination.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I never said I thought I could do it I didn't realise I was going to be the PM when hired!

            That's because you're a narrowly-focused coder with a very limited imagination.
            Not really, its because I find you a bit of a stuck up, prissy and fairly boring twunt actually

            I have managed teams of up to 8 developers / testers before, on a few occasions.

            My way of keeping in touch with the tech would be set the developers up with the concept / solution / POC or whatever and let them do the gutsy, repetitive button pushing part of it.
            I would never take a role that didn't involve such activities as it would mean I would lose my SME status.

            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I never said I thought I could do it
            Looks like they have chosen completely the wrong person, then.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #26
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Not really, its because I find you a bit of a stuck up, prissy and fairly boring twunt actually
              If you cannot think of anything worse than having "a bit of a stuck up, prissy and fairly boring twunt" as PM I'll stand my my claim you have a very weak imagination, thanks for helping me out
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #27
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                If you cannot think of anything worse than having "a bit of a stuck up, prissy and fairly boring twunt" as PM I'll stand my my claim you have a very weak imagination, thanks for helping me out

                Just stating what I have observed, nothing more nothing less, no "imagination" weak or otherwise required .
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  If you cannot think of anything worse than having "a bit of a stuck up, prissy and fairly boring twunt" as PM I'll stand my my claim you have a very weak imagination, thanks for helping me out
                  He just wants to see you sat in a corner, dribbling. He's a strange one, nqat, but at least he's got clear targets.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #29
                    Well I'm equally glad I don't have people like you as developers weighing down my team, so consider the compliment returned.

                    It's not an unpleasant role, just unfamiliar not to have a tangible product "I made this". When I did it before to a lesser degree with the same client, I was lead dev/architect/technical PM so if people were not performing (or I didn't tell them what to do properly) I had the last resort to jump in and get my hands dirty but it was a very small team. Probably that is my preferred position - doing some coding, designing larger parts of the system and delegating implementation to a few people while still being in touch with the "bare metal". But then I'm someone who actually enjoys coding... I'm one of the nerds who'd rather be locked away in a basement
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Well I'm equally glad I don't have people like you as developers weighing down my team, so consider the compliment returned.

                      It's not an unpleasant role, just unfamiliar not to have a tangible product "I made this". When I did it before to a lesser degree with the same client, I was lead dev/architect/technical PM so if people were not performing (or I didn't tell them what to do properly) I had the last resort to jump in and get my hands dirty but it was a very small team. Probably that is my preferred position - doing some coding, designing larger parts of the system and delegating implementation to a few people while still being in touch with the "bare metal". But then I'm someone who actually enjoys coding... I'm one of the nerds who'd rather be locked away in a basement
                      When you say, "I made this", what do you normally make?
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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