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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    North Korea offer some excellent apprentice schemes. Plenty of motivational help from senior management and handy if you want to move into cyber security and hacking.
    They have a novel way of dealing with those who make any mistakes though...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    You rang?

    Nothing like enjoying a much needed fag, whilst watching the trajectory onscreen of your recently launched warhead.

    I thought it was Doohg's new PM setup - Phone, fags and a microphone to encourage his minions with motivational slogans and random threats of merciless annihilation.

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    The problem with most systems is the user asks for a sparkler. But gets a Saturn5 rocket.

    Dear God my we be saved from "intelligent" people who over complicate things.

    Adopt KISS methodology - Keep It Simple Stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    They have a novel way of dealing with those who make any mistakes though...
    May be novel, but getting blown up by an anti tank gun sure is motivational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The problem with most systems is the user asks for a sparkler. But gets a Saturn5 rocket.

    Dear God my we be saved from "intelligent" people who over complicate things.

    Adopt KISS methodology - Keep It Simple Stupid
    Sounds more like the last Mrs BP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eirikur View Post
    Actually rocket science is not difficult at all, just a few simple maths and physics rules
    It's just Newton's 3rd law of motion, isn't it? Simples.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Bloggs View Post
    It's just Newton's 3rd law of motion, isn't it? Simples.
    There are 3 laws, bugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    There are 3 laws, bugger.
    Newton's 1st law of marriage:
    For every male reaction, there will be a female overreaction.
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    Do you think this will help?


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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    May be novel, but getting blown up by an anti tank gun sure is motivational.
    Yes children, remember to get your timesheet signed before you are hauled in front of the firing squad...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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