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    Default CUK Christmas Do

    If you’re in Leeds head to the Brewery Tap and ask for CUK/ContractorUK they should then direct you to where we will be (assuming I can get rid of the kids in tow but that’s another story)

    Statements like “can’t organise a piss up in a Brewery Tap” will be met with sarcasm and physical violence
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    Head up stairs
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    Good pub. About to be ruined by some total berks.....

    Enjoy.
    See You Next Tuesday

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    Sorry I can’t make it. Have a good one!

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    Will be in Bath soon enough, with all the other pink shirts and people who say 'yah', but now I hear 'ja'
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Head up stairs
    Ask for Billy No Mates
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ask for Billy No Mates
    You were there? I did not see you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You were there? I did not see you.
    He wasn't there. Trust me, you would have noticed...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You were there? I did not see you.
    He wasn't there. Trust me, you would have noticed...
    Oh, he was there. You didn't notice him because he was sitting at the other end of the bar, wearing a subtle disguise....


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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    Oh, he was there. You didn't notice him because he was sitting at the other end of the bar, wearing a subtle disguise....

    The chap in the corner moaning about how round his bin round is and wishing he could fly first class?

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