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    OK wait till they get a few oiks on it.

    'Snoozeliners' set to transform late-night travel in UK | Daily Mail Online

    'Snoozeliners' set to transform late-night travel in the UK: Double deckers to be transformed into luxury moving hotels, with memory foam mattresses and sleep-inducing scents
    It's hoped the snoozeliner will enter service next year, serving London, Leeds, Manchester and Birmingham
    The buses will be fitted with 14 personal pods that come complete with beds and memory foam mattresses
    The pods will also have sleep-inducing scents as well as unlimited water, coffee and selected smoothies
    On board stewards will be on hand to wake up passengers before they reach their destinations
    anyone spot any issues?


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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    OK wait till they get a few oiks on it.

    'Snoozeliners' set to transform late-night travel in UK | Daily Mail Online



    anyone spot any issues?


    yeah its going to get wet and cold inside, they need to put some kind of outer shell on it to protect it from the elements. Plus people will fall out of it into the road. Needs a toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    OK wait till they get a few oiks on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
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    Issues? There's a bird driving that bastard. They'll be lucky to wake up at all, and if they do it certainly won't be where they expected.

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    Much simpler to just use a normal bus/coach and have the travellers seat belted in place while they breath some 'relaxing gas' so they can sleep through the entire journey.

    Fix the dose for the duration to their stop so they wake up just in time to get off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    anyone spot any issues?
    It has no wheels?

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    It doesn't have an Oyster card reader either. How are the London snowflakes going to pay for it?

    Otherwise I don't see much of a problem, as a mobile knocking-shop probably won't trouble the authorities in these enlightened times...
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    That solves Wilmslow's overnight accommodation problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That solves Wilmslow's overnight accommodation problem.
    Double bubble if he lands the role as a contract steward.
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