Woke up this morning with a black eye dammit! All day drinking session topped off with a shiner. Merry Christmas
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Balls! Got a Christmas shiner.
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Balls! Got a Christmas shiner.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
You can report the wife to the police for this you know?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive -
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostYou probably sat down too quick, and one of your stomachs hit you on the nose.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostMore likely one of his moobs bouncing up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostMore likely one of his moobs bouncing up.
So I’ve got a nice shiner. But not putting up with that tulip.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostActually a bloke in the group I was in started getting aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that but he landed up on the floor and then a group who had seen it all held him down and then manhandled him away.
So I’ve got a nice shiner. But not putting up with that tulip.
A friend of Mrs-BP saw a homeless person shivering late at night. They took them home and let them use spare room. In the morning they had gone - and peed on the carpet.
If you want to help next time, call the filth.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you want to help next time, call the filth.
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