Woke up this morning with a black eye dammit! All day drinking session topped off with a shiner. Merry Christmas
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
You can report the wife to the police for this you know?First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive -
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You probably sat down too quick, and one of your stomachs hit you on the nose.Comment
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More likely one of his moobs bouncing up.Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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He told NLyUK that he got an instant hard on when he saw some cheap sledges. (S)he thinks the reality is one of his customers was dissatisfied by the 'Jumbo' service.Originally posted by WTFH View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Actually a bloke in the group I was in started getting aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that but he landed up on the floor and then a group who had seen it all held him down and then manhandled him away.Originally posted by WTFH View Post
So I’ve got a nice shiner. But not putting up with that tulip.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You have shiny balls? Maybe your wife could cut them off and put them on the tree.....Comment
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No good deed goes unpunished.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
A friend of Mrs-BP saw a homeless person shivering late at night. They took them home and let them use spare room. In the morning they had gone - and peed on the carpet.
If you want to help next time, call the filth.Comment
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