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Chrissy Balls! Saw Someone Get a Christmas shiner.

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    Chrissy Balls! Saw Someone Get a Christmas shiner.

    Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that, but he landed up in a big heap on the floor, then a group who had seen it all held him down and someone gave him a right shiner, then manhandled him away.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

    #2
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive
    You got it all wrong! He wasn't getting aggressive....he just started snoring really loudly....

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      #3
      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
      You got it all wrong! He wasn't getting aggressive....he just started snoring really loudly....

      Can't be MF - that is full strength beer.

      He has a pina colada. With cherry and umbrella.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Can't be MF - that is full strength beer.

        He has a pina colada. With cherry and umbrella.....
        Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

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          #5
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Saw some fat bloke loosely associated with the group I was in starting to get aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that, but he landed up in a big heap on the floor, then a group who had seen it all held him down and someone gave him a right shiner, then manhandled him away.
          Hope you never get called to court as a witness. Sounds like you talk a load of tulipe and have a vivid imagination after one sherry.

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            #6
            Originally posted by greenlake View Post
            Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

            Are you calling me queer? Are you trying to chat me up??!?!?!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by greenlake View Post
              Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

              Can't be MF that bloke is too stylishly dressed, not to say far better looking.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Can't be MF that bloke is too stylishly dressed, not to say far better looking.
                Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                  Sorry, here's the unedited photo....

                  Thanks, that looks like a motley crew of fishermen and seamen right there.

                  Cheers

                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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