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It's that time of year - I need ideas for my PLAN B.

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    #21
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Is that why i glow at night?
    It's why you look like the ******* elephant man.

    Only joking, never met you.

    I did do a bit of software for the nuclear industry, apparently it took 5 years to finalise the requirements document and then they wanted the system written in 3 months.
    Last edited by woohoo; 28 December 2017, 21:17.

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      #22
      Originally posted by woohoo View Post
      I did do a bit of software for the nuclear industry, apparently it took 5 years to finalise the requirements document and then they wanted the system written in 3 months.
      No doubt it was the safety system which will now be offshored to the cheapest bidder who makes BobShawadiwadi look like NickFitz.....

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        #23
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        No doubt it was the safety system which will now be offshored to the cheapest bidder who makes BobShawadiwadi look like NickFitz.....
        Luckily for everyone it was to do with long term management of the surrounding area rather than anything crucial to the plant itself.

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          #24
          Originally posted by woohoo View Post
          It's why you look like the ******* elephant man.

          Only joking, never met you.

          I did do a bit of software for the nuclear industry, apparently it took 5 years to finalise the requirements document and then they wanted the system written in 3 months.
          nae borra, - i was an engineer before i got into IT.
          worked for the DSIR
          long time ago, etc etc

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            #25
            Why didn't your last Plan B work? What was it and why did it fail?

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              #26
              For a plan B, I think with your hairy outer, and apparently motile tongue, some ladies might hire you as an escort for some monkey business?

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