Any mechanics around?

[woohoo]

you misunderstand the Darwin award

I think he has misunderstood a great many things. I'm not even sure he is retired, probably has a job and turns up for it everyday and thinks it's his house.

If he worked with me I would put him in a corner and give him a laptop and say to him go and post stupid things on internet forums....ahhh there you go.

[BrilloPad]

Get a Tesla....

I would fill that up with Hydrogen.

Anyway, I collect car from garage tomorrow lunchtime. Will cost about £200.

[_V_]

I had just been to Asda and filled up the car. Looking at the receipt it says unleaded though its a diesel car.

However fuel is fuel right?

Of course fuel isn't fuel you idiot!

To prove the point, I've just pushed 500 small pieces of coal into my petrol tank, and what a surprise, it doesn't work!

Now, anyone an idea on how to get them back out again?

[BrilloPad]

Of course fuel isn't fuel you idiot!

To prove the point, I've just pushed 500 small pieces of coal into my petrol tank, and what a surprise, it doesn't work!

Now, anyone an idea on how to get them back out again?

Coal soaks up all the fuel. So you just need to refill it now.

[BR14]

Of course fuel isn't fuel you idiot!

To prove the point, I've just pushed 500 small pieces of coal into my petrol tank, and what a surprise, it doesn't work!

Now, anyone an idea on how to get them back out again?

C5

[greenlake]

Any mechanics around?

No, but how about a wizard....?

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes but Ive plenty of time on my hands now unlike those still engaged in the daily slog!

Although I doubt brillo has, it never ceases to amaze me the number of people who misfuel their car. Potential Darwin winners if you ask me.

[PurpleGorilla]

Just stuck at the side of the road now. Car made a funny noise when it juddered then stopped.

I had just been to Asda and filled up the car. Looking at the receipt it says unleaded though its a diesel car.

However fuel is fuel right?

Anyway, I am not sure what to do next. Any ideas?

Diesel! How could you.

Think of the dolphins...

[SueEllen]

Diesel! How could you.

Think of the dolphins...

I thought it was the children

[BrilloPad]

Diesel! How could you.

Think of the dolphins...

There was a time the UK encouraged diesel use.

Anyway, car collected. £200 bill.