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What is your 2018 resolution?

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    #11
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    To get as fat as MF.
    That's easy. Just buy some new forks....

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      #12
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      To get as fat as MF.
      You plan to get pregnant? With twins?
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #13
        Originally posted by Whorty View Post
        You plan to get pregnant? With twins?
        If I had known would have got her a turkey baster for xmas.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post
          You plan to get pregnant? With octuplets?
          FTFY
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            to continue baiting the fools in the other forum.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              to continue baiting the fools in the other forum.
              Excellent work keeping them away from the decent folks in general.....

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                #17
                5120 x 2880
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  I want to be less conciliatory and a lot more combative on CUK this year!

                  Go for it big man...

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    I don't make New Year's resolutions. To do so would imply imperfection.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      I don't make New Year's resolutions. To do so would imply imperfection.
                      Indeed....

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