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    If your dog could talk....

    ... what would it say to you?

    Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

    I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....

    #2
    Good job those corgi's can't talk - they'd be fecking billionaires with what they've seen.

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      #3
      FTFY

      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      ... what would it say to you?

      Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

      I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop moderating" the stress is too much for us both.....
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          ... what would it say to you?

          Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

          I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....
          I reckon his dog 'Please stop it, I don't want to play with those Balls!'
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            If your dog could talk....


            it'd be really weird.
            i don't have a dog.
            but they usually say 'ARFUR! ARFUR! or something like that

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              #7
              Sausages.

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                #8
                My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

                Sausages, he said!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tonymustwearbriefs View Post
                  My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

                  Sausages, he said!
                  Why are you feeding your father to your dog?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Why are you feeding your father to your dog?
                    He has no rolls of carpet left.
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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