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    My heating's on the blink.
    Anyone know of a Free service co who'll come and fix it Free?
    Without charging me any money?
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    any advice welcome,
    Thanks in advance
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    Don't bother repairing the central heating in your house, use the central heating in your body. Stay warm by munching on naga chillies, or scotch bonnets if you're up that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    My heating's on the blink.
    Anyone know of a Free service co who'll come and fix it Free?
    Without charging me any money?
    <must be corgi registered>
    any advice welcome,
    Thanks in advance

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