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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
I explained this to the wife (putting car in space) and her response: Well that's just bloody self indulgent nonsense! Who does he think he is?
Musk has gone on the wife's hitlist along with McCartney, Madeley, Morgan and Cliff Richard.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Post100 more years of your posts might just finish me off.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhen it inevitably careers into a satellite and destroys it, it will be the satellites fault for being the wrong place and not wearing a Hi-Viz jacket.
Originally posted by quackhandle View PostI explained this to the wife (putting car in space) and her response: Well that's just bloody self indulgent nonsense! Who does he think he is?
Musk has gone on the wife's hitlist along with McCartney, Madeley, Morgan and Cliff Richard.
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostHow sick of David Bowie he is going to be by the time he gets where he is going?
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Worst fake footage since the moon landings.......When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by BR14 View PostIt had to have a test load, why not have a laugh…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Next SpaceX mission is to put a Lambo on the moon.
They'll be accepting bitcoin donations to fund it soon.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostThank you for the motivationAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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