A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers" A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers"
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    Default A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers"

    Take care Scooter and the rest of you...

    Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year | Metro News
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    I think we know some 'at risk' posters. Maybe we should get them help?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    "The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat."
    More like the ultimate cheese toasty than orgasm.


    Yeah - considering myself well outside of the danger zone.
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    More like the ultimate cheese toasty than orgasm.


    Yeah - considering myself well outside of the danger zone.
    This was the one that made me worry about you :

    In one example, a man was discovered by his mother with Christmas tree lights clamped to his nipples, but she removed them before emergency services arrived. They were initially confused why he had burn marks on his body but his mother came clean and admitted what she had originally found. It was concluded that the cause of death was electrocution.


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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    You can sleep well tonight. You don't need to worry about me.
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    You can sleep well tonight. You don't need to worry about me.
    I'm not I will tell your mother to swap your Christmas lights to battery ones when I pop round Tuesday!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Ohh I like licking 9v batteries - yum
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Ohh I like licking 9v batteries - yum
    And windows...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    A warning to any Germany based "Pot Noodlers"
    Oh, those wacky Germans....!

    Last edited by greenlake; 9th February 2018 at 23:52.

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