stock market crash

[AtW]

I can't believe Pooper did not try to short Tesla.

They could have made a TV series on Channel 4 about that - Naked Shorts.

[Andy2]

Fill your boots!

If you read between the lines, the business of selling cars is loss making, but selling carbon credits.... that's the ticket laddie!

But wait... who is buying these when people are driving less? Never mind that tot - to the moon!

as usual you are too late. Time to buy has long gone. Now people are taking profit

[scooterscot]

So you didn't buy when it was cheap, you missed out on huge profits, you didn't see it in your charts.

And now you are doing the "These people will get burned! Are they mad!" thing.

Unbelievable.

I don't buy into markets I don't understand. This company is making profits by selling carbon vouchers to other car companies. Companies that are reducing their production.

This business model is gonna hit the buffers hard.

Will just check the charts on this one... Ho-lee-feck - yes, short the sh$@£t out this.

Going to $1k quite soon. Double top divergence, you can bank on this signal.

[scooterscot]

as usual you are too late. Time to buy has long gone. Now people are taking profit

I was being sarcashtic.

[Andy2]

I don't buy into markets I don't understand. This company is making profits by selling carbon vouchers to other car companies. Companies that are reducing their production.

This business model is gonna hit the buffers hard.

Will just check the charts on this one... Ho-lee-feck - yes, short the sh$@£t out this.

Going to $1k quite soon. Double top divergence, you can bank on this signal.

many people have been burnt shorting tesla. Never go against Elon.
One tweet from him and it will go to the moon.

[DimPrawn]

Forget Lambos!

HODL for Teslas!

We are all going to be rich!

This time next year Rodders!

[TheGreenBastard]

I don't buy into markets I don't understand. This company is making profits by selling carbon vouchers to other car companies. Companies that are reducing their production.

This business model is gonna hit the buffers hard.

Will just check the charts on this one... Ho-lee-feck - yes, short the sh$@£t out this.

Going to $1k quite soon. Double top divergence, you can bank on this signal.

Sounds like a no-brainer to put a highly leveraged short on it, to the tune of $1XXXXX?

(If you don't you prove your TA is bogus)

[scooterscot]

FTSE 100 -2% on openning

Woah....

[scooterscot]

Centrica spiked up 36% on opening, currently 25%

[scooterscot]

You'd have made just as much by sticking it in tracker funds. I have. My wife is up 24% We do this without a single graph

I don't get out of bed for 24%



50% - Maybe...