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    #11
    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    2 in the pink and 1 in the stink....its called the shocker. Steel Panther at their best
    Extra Extra read all about it
    I wanna show kinda ya something new
    Now If your having trouble just getting a boner
    Here's something cool that'll work for you
    It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
    Some will say that its a bit extreme
    Close your eyes and spread your legs now
    What I'm about to do will make you scream
    You better lube it up 'cause its easier to get it deeper in
    In her hole ??so?? she screams
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    That's called the Shocker
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    Yeah ??woah?? the Shocker
    It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
    In the city or in the town
    You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker
    He walks around with a pinky that's brown
    When ya do too much butter sugar
    And your hard meat stick won't stand
    Add your middle finger ??to/two abreast the middle??
    And spread the shocker all across the land
    Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls
    You will learn this at school
    So pay attention here
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    That's called the Shocker
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    Yeah ??call?? the Shocker
    You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
    Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    That's called the Shocker
    YEAH!!
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    That's called the Shocker
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    Yeah ??hail?? the Shocker
    You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
    Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
    Two in the Pink and one in the stink
    That's called the Shocker
    Here it comes!
    Shock Shock Shocker
    Shock Shock Shocker
    Shock Shock Shocker
    Shock Shock Shocker
    Come on and Shocker
    Do you wanna ??20 balls of?? heavy metal power
    In your vagina and your butthole too
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Not Guilty!!

        They've found him not guilty of whatever offence playing with a ladies bottom is. That said he's not in the clear. They've named and put him all over the papers. Not sure why they didn't for her. Seems tad unfair. Poor bugger(er).
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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          They've found him not guilty of whatever offence playing with a ladies bottom is. That said he's not in the clear. They've named and put him all over the papers. Not sure why they didn't for her. Seems tad unfair. Poor bugger(er).
          Legal reasons. It might help if they said what those legal reasons were. She could have some sort of learning disability, or be in a public position likely to cause her embarrassment. Or it might be because she is a victim and therefore has the right to anonymity. Anyways, the comments section of the paper I linked the original article from has her named by, I assume, one of the defendant's buddies.

          The offence was, appropriately enough, Assault.

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            #15
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            Legal reasons. It might help if they said what those legal reasons were. She could have some sort of learning disability, or be in a public position likely to cause her embarrassment. Or it might be because she is a victim and therefore has the right to anonymity. Anyways, the comments section of the paper I linked the original article from has her named by, I assume, one of the defendant's buddies.

            The offence was, appropriately enough, Assault.
            she accused him of sexual assault, she quite reasonably has a right to anonymity. Now why he doesn't is the issue. If they want to reveal someone's identity in such a case they should apply to a judge.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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