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    An English man walks into a Glasgow pub...

    ...and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime. The barman retorts “We don’t do cocktails here”
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Back in the late 80s, one of my colleagues went up to Newcastle Upon Tyne for the first time, to start a new job. He got off the train and went into a pub, which literally had sawdust on the floor.

      "Pint of lager please".

      "We don't serve pouffs in here".
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        What is this "lager" of which everyone speaks?
        Do what thou wilt

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          #5
          Originally posted by Dark Black View Post
          What is this "lager" of which everyone speaks?
          Fizzy yellow stuff drunk by soft southern pouffs.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            An English man walks into a Glasgow pub...

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              #7
              There are some seriously terrifying pubs in Glasgow.

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                #8
                What a load of cr@p.

                That Scottish beer is gnat's piss. And the Northern stuff is all froth.

                I'd like to see how you lot handle a night on the wife beater.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  There are some seriously terrifying pubs in Glasgow.
                  Some worse ones in Dublin, I shiit myself in Noctors.

                  There's a reason some pub have no windows or are pen with the roller shutters down except for the door.

                  One of the lads when into this dodgy pub in Coolock and was refused service because 'It looked like he wanted something'. Yeah, some beer....

                  Another golden rule, never go into a pub with a lamp post or railing outside it with bunches of flowers with RIP on them attached.....

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                    #10
                    Bunch of feckin jessie's

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