New gig for Churchill

**northernladyuk** · 17 April 2018, 19:47

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Starbucks to shut more than 8,000 cafes for race training - BBC News

Wow bad news for some is good news for others.

Churchill / Spod has just been in touch to say he's managed to get a new gig helping Starbucks with their recent bad press around racial stereotyping for black people.

He's been thinking about it and is doing the training personally and gave me a quick run down

Black people, not drug dealers, gang members or stabbity stabbers.
Pakistanis, definitely not grooming young white girls
Scousers, not thieving waste of space doley layabouts
Devonians, not six fingered cousin ******* inbreds
Welsh - Not sheep shaggers
Scottish - Not pale faced, ginger, obese, heart diseased riddled English haters
Irish, begorah begorah begorah, they dont like potatoes and not all IRA sympathisers
Italians, not ex Mafia crotch grabbing sexual deviants
The French, not garlic eating surrender monkeys
Arabs, not thieving

and final the Jews. He says you still have to watch the Jews, they're bastards.

To be fair, he actually said that he wouldn't work for Jews as they are only in it for themselves and see gentiles as there to be used.

**greenlake** · 17 April 2018, 20:16

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Starbucks to shut more than 8,000 cafes for race training - BBC News

Jeez....how much more training do they need....?

**Mordac** · 17 April 2018, 21:46

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Starbucks to shut more than 8,000 cafes for race training - BBC News

Wow bad news for some is good news for others.

Churchill / Spod has just been in touch to say he's managed to get a new gig helping Starbucks with their recent bad press around racial stereotyping for black people.

He's been thinking about it and is doing the training personally and gave me a quick run down

Black people, not drug dealers, gang members or stabbity stabbers.
Pakistanis, definitely not grooming young white girls
Scousers, not thieving waste of space doley layabouts
Devonians, not six fingered cousin ******* inbreds
Welsh - Not sheep shaggers
Scottish - Not pale faced, ginger, obese, heart diseased riddled English haters
Irish, begorah begorah begorah, they dont like potatoes and not all IRA sympathisers
Italians, not ex Mafia crotch grabbing sexual deviants
The French, not garlic eating surrender monkeys
Arabs, not thieving

and final the Jews. He says you still have to watch the Jews, they're bastards.

F**k, I've had it wrong all these years. I thought it was cheese eating surrender monkeys. Oh well...

**Mordac** · 17 April 2018, 22:13

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Starbucks to shut more than 8,000 cafes for race training - BBC News

Wow bad news for some is good news for others.

Churchill / Spod has just been in touch to say he's managed to get a new gig helping Starbucks with their recent bad press around racial stereotyping for black people.

He's been thinking about it and is doing the training personally and gave me a quick run down

Black people, not drug dealers, gang members or stabbity stabbers.
Pakistanis, definitely not grooming young white girls
Scousers, not thieving waste of space doley layabouts
Devonians, not six fingered cousin ******* inbreds
Welsh - Not sheep shaggers
Scottish - Not pale faced, ginger, obese, heart diseased riddled English haters
Irish, begorah begorah begorah, they dont like potatoes and not all IRA sympathisers
Italians, not ex Mafia crotch grabbing sexual deviants
The French, not garlic eating surrender monkeys
Arabs, not thieving

and final the Jews. He says you still have to watch the Jews, they're bastards.

PS - you forgot to mention crippled gypsy children. Or is it only me that has an issue with them...?

**vetran** · 17 April 2018, 23:04

Interestingly enough I passed a travellers illegal site (it was on a trading estate with clear signs informing the owners they would have to evict them) the other day.

I was wondering why there were two Polish registered vans on it out of the 6 vehicles there. Then a Big Polish chap came out of a caravan and started screaming at his kids who were playing football, they answered back in Polish. So it seems our traveller population are intermingling.

**DimPrawn** · 18 April 2018, 07:43

Originally posted by vetran View Post

Interestingly enough I passed a travellers illegal site (it was on a trading estate with clear signs informing the owners they would have to evict them) the other day.

I was wondering why there were two Polish registered vans on it out of the 6 vehicles there. Then a Big Polish chap came out of a caravan and started screaming at his kids who were playing football, they answered back in Polish. So it seems our traveller population are intermingling.

One of the many benefits of multiculturalism I guess, we are so thankful for Tony Bliar and New Labour for opening us up to all the wonderful gifts that keep giving.

**clearedforlanding** · 18 April 2018, 08:27

Originally posted by vetran View Post

Interestingly enough I passed a travellers illegal site (it was on a trading estate with clear signs informing the owners they would have to evict them) the other day.

I was wondering why there were two Polish registered vans on it out of the 6 vehicles there. Then a Big Polish chap came out of a caravan and started screaming at his kids who were playing football, they answered back in Polish. So it seems our traveller population are intermingling.

Thought I saw a Ford Scorpio passing my campsite the other day. You shouls have popped by and said

**OwlHoot** · 18 April 2018, 09:33

Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Thought I saw a Ford Scorpio passing my campsite the other day. You shouls have popped by and said

Will do next time. What colour is your caravan? Periwinkle blue?

New gig for Churchill