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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    those easyjet staff they are great, even looking after your false teeth. I hope you tipped them!
    That reminds me, tell your mother to put them on her side of the bed next time, was a total shock when I lent over for a sip of water last time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That reminds me, tell your mother to put them on her side of the bed next time, was a total shock when I lent over for a sip of water last time.
    you would have to dig her up, she has been dead for 30 years you twunt.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    you would have to dig her up, she has been dead for 30 years you twunt.
    Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Strange though, as she's moves about much more than your wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Strange though, as she's moves about much more than your wife.
    that wasn't my wife, it was NLyUK.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    that wasn't my wife, it was NLyUK.
    Oh that accounts for the small penis then. You live and learn son, live and learn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh that accounts for the small penis then. You live and learn son, live and learn.
    that's alright, nothing to be ashamed of! NLyUK says she is used to it, after servicing Darmy & NAT.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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