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Drug users in Scotland 'consume most cocaine' in one session

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    #11
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    FFS, if I lived in Scotland I'd be on something stronger than coke. And pizza. Methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper.
    If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper
      Don't be silly, - he woudn't last a week

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        #13
        Originally posted by greenlake View Post
        Anyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....
        Yes, and Install/1 and Design/1. I had the misfortune to work on a project to convert a lot of this stuff and much of the source had no comments and was (poorly) written by graduates. PoS/1!

        https://www.scribd.com/document/3288...rthur-Andersen
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Yes, and Install/1 and Design/1. I had the misfortune to work on a project to convert a lot of this stuff and much of the source had no comments and was (poorly) written by graduates. PoS/1!

          https://www.scribd.com/document/3288...rthur-Andersen
          I, too, had that misfortune, a long time ago...........................

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            Which was probably what most of their clients were on, post release...
            FTFY

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              #16
              Originally posted by Batcher View Post
              Just the usual tulipe from BBC Scotland talking the country down in case we feel good about ourselves.

              https://thoughtcontrolscotland.com/2...mpression=true
              Are you high?
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                If you lived in Scotland, everyone in Scotland would be on methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper
                Fentanyl is the current drug of choice, although there are those who still swear by ketamine.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Fentanyl is the current drug of choice, although there are those who still swear by ketamine.
                  Makes me a little ho(a)rse!
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                    Makes me a little ho(a)rse!
                    It does if you pony up for it.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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